I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
