There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just gift wrapped bread.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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