So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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