so that wasnt chicken after all
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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