Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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