she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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