alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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