i just google imaged poop.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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