Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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