And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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