the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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