Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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