The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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