I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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