she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
There r osticjed everywhere
Is it penis luge time yet?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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