I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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