I never want to see another naked old woman again.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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