You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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