Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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