this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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