I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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