after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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