they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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