Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
