I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
either way he was missing a nipple.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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