even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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