so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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