Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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