Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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