Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
well you can't waste a boner
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
