i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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