Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
