I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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