Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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