We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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