Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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