I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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