doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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