you're like a bully in the Christmas story
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
