We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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