tell your sister to shave her snatch
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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