I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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