went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
They took my balls.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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