I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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