should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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