Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Randomize
