I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
