Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I forget how to act sober
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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