Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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