Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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