gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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