think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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