IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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