1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I have demons in me.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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