Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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