Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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