What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
as a side note pls kill me
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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